shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

alldaftnopunk:

gangstapayne:

liam1payne:

The Jonas brothers suck

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for everyone wondering what the fuck that quote is from, here ya go

condom:

"what’s your dream boyfriend like" Well mostly a dream

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

paintdeath:

Backstage @ Helen Lawrence Fall/Winter 2014

paintdeath:

Backstage @ Helen Lawrence Fall/Winter 2014